Sebastian Korfmann

Sebastian Korfmann

@skorfmann.com
asked claude to roast a website 🔥 > The footer. Xing. In 2026. The Nokia 3310 of social networks. That alone tells me the target persona is a 54-year-old Head of Digital who still prints his emails.
Sebastian Korfmann

Sebastian Korfmann

@skorfmann.com
Schema design gone wrong at Qonto: Cannot query field "amountV2" on type "DirectDebit" - the REST API asking the internal GraphQL for a field the GraphQL schema already dropped. Every tx call 422s. Tax receipt work blocked mid-flight.
Sebastian Korfmann

Sebastian Korfmann

@skorfmann.com
Google Drive is such a shit show, it does a 1000 things, but doesnt let me download the file without waiting for a few mysterious minutes. But sure, give me that fucking audio overview instead
Sebastian Korfmann

Sebastian Korfmann

@skorfmann.com
Protyping workflows by building CLIs 🚀🤖
Sebastian Korfmann

Sebastian Korfmann

@skorfmann.com
#ManagedAgents
Sebastian Korfmann

Sebastian Korfmann

@skorfmann.com
Was sind wirklich gute Pflegeheime in Hamburg und Umgebung? Mein Eindruck vom aktuellen Heim meiner Mutter ist, dass Bewohner:innen die körperlich stark eingeschränkt sind primär verwahrt werden. Doof nur, wenn man dann noch geistig halbwegs beieinander ist.
Sebastian Korfmann

Sebastian Korfmann

@skorfmann.com
Auf dem Sonnendeck
Sebastian Korfmann

Sebastian Korfmann

@skorfmann.com
Bismarck: “Die Quelle des Besonderen.” Me with Nano Banana: “Hold my Mineralwasser.” 🍌💀
Sebastian Korfmann

Sebastian Korfmann

@skorfmann.com
Alster Ente 🦆
Sebastian Korfmann

Sebastian Korfmann

@skorfmann.com
Joining AI Camp Berlin on April 24th - an unconference for AI practitioners where the audience shapes the agenda. Looking forward to the conversations. www.aicampberlin.com
Sebastian Korfmann

Sebastian Korfmann

@skorfmann.com
At PhanTechnicum in Wismar, quite nice and interactive tlm-mv.de
Sebastian Korfmann

Sebastian Korfmann

@skorfmann.com
Agentic Conf Hamburg is officially sold out. Still can’t quite believe it - this started as a meetup and now 250 people are coming together on March 22 to talk agentic software engineering. 10 days to go.